A schizophrenic man in his mid 30’s with a short, dark beard and glasses was about to board the subway. He looked very millennial. He arrived at the station, quick to notice a homeless guy sitting down on the platform smoking crack. On the other side of him was a woman dressed as a prostitute, holding up a sign that read “sex work is real work”.

The Schizophrenic man boarded the subway. He had no choice but to stand up because all of the seats were taken. He curiously glanced around the train, making everyone there uncomfortable. His phone started ringing. He received a phone call from his girlfriend (with whom he had a very toxic relationship with). He answered the phone.

“About time you called me back you fucking bitch; you better not hang up on me this time!”

Everyone on the subway looked at the boyfriend in shock. His girlfriend responded “Maybe I wouldn’t hang up on you if you weren’t such a crazy asshole!”

The Boyfriend paused, thinking. “Fuck you Sara; you’re a faggot!”

A Black man was sitting down close to the toxic boyfriend. He looked up at the toxic boyfriend, confused.

“Ya, that’s right. I know how you cheat on me, and like to use strap-on’s to fuck other guys in the ass!”

A woman sitting close by started to giggle, trying her hardest not to burst out laughing.

“I heard that you even use fake BALLS with the strap-on; cause they like the feel of it slapping against them with every thrust!”

At this point half of the people on the train started quietly laughing, no longer able to contain themselves.

His girlfriend shouted “At least those men are adventurous! You only fuck in the same position all the time; you’re too vanilla for me!”

The boyfriend started seething with anger. He took a moment to think, then responded.

“Fuck you Sara; I’ll fucking kick you in the BALLS!!”

Now most of the people on the subway train start laughing, unable to contain themselves any further. It was just too fucking much.

His girlfriend started to get impatient, becoming tired of his game.

“Look, I can’t keep doing this; I have a guy friend coming over soon who will actually meet my needs in the bedroom-”

Boyfriend: “Faggot!”

The train roared with laughter. The boyfriend sneered at the passengers.

“Stop laughing at me!!” He yelled.

His girlfriend was ready to hang up on him, tired of his drama.

“If you can’t calm down, I’ll hang-”

“If you hang up on me right now, I’ll blow up this whole FUCKING train!!”

The boyfriend opened up his coat to reveal a bomb strapped to his chest. Everyone on the train started freaking out, panicking.

“You better not hang up on me” he hissed.

His girlfriend calmly, sarcastically said “You’re not gonna-”

“I’ll fucking do it!!” he screamed.

The passengers continued to panic.

“I was saving this for you, Sara; I was saving this for you. But you leave me no CHOICE!!”

The boyfriend looked around at all of the scared passengers, then started to laugh maniacally.

“You like train go boom??”

The Passengers shook their heads, keeping their heads low, scared.

“YOU LIKE TRAIN GO BOOM!!??”

A female passenger stood up, shouting “No! Please don’t do it. We’ll do whatever you want!”

The boyfriend thought about it.

“I’m putting this heartless cheating slut on speaker! You will all chant ‘Sara is a fag!’ you got that!?”

In fear for their lives, the passengers all nodded. The boyfriend put the phone on speaker.

“Now!” he cried.

The passengers started chanting “Sara is a fag! Sara is a fag! Sara is a fag!”

The boyfriend laughed hysterically. “You hear that bitch! There is no escape for the things you’ve done, you fucking-”

His girlfriend hung up on him. The passengers all looked toward him in fear and panic.

The boyfriend tried pulling the trigger for the device. It was a dud.

“Fuck!” he yelled. “Why isn’t it working – bitch!” He continued to snarl. “That’s the last fucking time I buy bomb shit from the FUCKING dollar store!-”

A nearby passenger knocked the boyfriend out when he was unprepared. The passengers kept a close eye on him until the cops arrived.

On the floor next to him was his phone; his screensaver set to a picture of his girlfriend – with the word FAG in red bold letters covering most of the photo.