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Defending The Edge: Dark humor, unhinged flash fiction, and zero snowflakes allowed.

This is a safe haven (ironically) from other places where these troubling things called “feelings” get writers’ EDGY material banned. If you’re still with me, you’re in for one FUCK of a ride! Enjoy!!

This is no place for snowflakes. Herein lies unfiltered, unhinged flash fiction comedy that some people may find offensive. As such, you should not be here unless you are 18+ years of age.

Flash Fiction. Unfiltered Rants. Zero Censorship.

We specialize in flash fiction that bites, blogs that burn, and humor that most people are too scared to laugh at.

No images. No filters. Just raw, vulgar text that hits like a freight train.

The internet became a giant nursery. We decided to build a playground for adults who still have a pulse and a sense of irony.

Rated 5 stars by people your mother hates.

'I read one story and now I need therapy.' - Karen from Ohio. 'Absolutely disgusting, I read every word.' - Anonymous degenerate.

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Unfiltered flash fiction comedy. Short stories that cross every line.

Our archive goes back years. Click below to load more stories that will haunt your dreams.

Latest: 'The Toaster's Regret', 'Why Grandma is Banned from Vegas', and 'Interstellar Indecency'.

A collection of stories featuring sexual confusion, dark humor, and absolute absurdity.

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The Edge Blog: Rants, raves, and unhinged commentary on a soft world.

Topics include: Why feelings are overrated, the death of comedy, and how to offend everyone at once.

Where we talk about the things that get normal people fired from their jobs.

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Gallery page for Defending The Edge. The website is a vulgar, flash fiction comedy story website, with a separate blog. Color scheme should be a gradient of red and orange for the background, and buttons should be highlighted a neon green with green shadow. I don't want any images on this website. Remember; red, orange gradient background. NOT PEACH COLOR. ZERO IMAGES FROM THIS SITE.

Main header is this: Welcome to Defending The Edge — where dark humor, absurdity, and sexual confusion collide. New stories and blog posts await you!

Second header (below) is this: This is no place for snowflakes. Herein lies unfiltered, unhinged flash fiction comedy that some people may find offensive. As such, you should not be here unless you are 18+ years of age. This is a safe haven (ironically) from other places where these troubling things called “feelings” get writers’ EDGY (see what I did there?) material banned. If you’re still with me, you’re in for one FUCK of a ride! Enjoy!!

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Archives >:) page for Defending The Edge. The website is a vulgar, flash fiction comedy story website, with a separate blog. Color scheme should be a gradient of red and orange for the background, and buttons should be highlighted a neon green with green shadow. I don't want any images on this website. Remember; red, orange gradient background. NOT PEACH COLOR. ZERO IMAGES FROM THIS SITE.

Main header is this: Welcome to Defending The Edge — where dark humor, absurdity, and sexual confusion collide. New stories and blog posts await you!

Second header (below) is this: This is no place for snowflakes. Herein lies unfiltered, unhinged flash fiction comedy that some people may find offensive. As such, you should not be here unless you are 18+ years of age. This is a safe haven (ironically) from other places where these troubling things called “feelings” get writers’ EDGY (see what I did there?) material banned. If you’re still with me, you’re in for one FUCK of a ride! Enjoy!!

i hope you feel as dumb as this prank was lol >:)

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